I vaguely remember hearing about a reality show a few years ago that was a "real life Gilligan's Island". That was probably better than this.

I'm so disappointed in Billy Corgan. I mean, I expect more out of friends and frequent guests of Alex Jones.

Do not cross Lorne Michaels.

But neither of you are thinking about Black Gallagher. Racist assholes.

A group of young singles who hang out and don't use cell phones. So…every sitcom from the 90s, then?

Is the AV Club suggesting a link between the success of 98 Degrees and racial tension in Cincinnati? I'm okay with that.

Roger Goodell has decided to go the full Monty Burns.

Nikki Sixx SKULLFUCKS Simmons!

In addition to being a self centered asshole, his music is awful. Seriously, Kiss is one band whose popularity I have never, ever been able to understand. A shitty novelty band.

He's holding a copy of Rambo! He did like your work after all…no, wait. It's Rambone. It's Rambone, everybody.

I've seen four or five episodes of New Girl, and I found every character to be insufferable and obnoxious. I do not believe I will be seeing this movie.

Holy shit! I just broke down and googled it. I watched Singled Out somewhat frequently as a teenager. I thought I had never heard of him before @midnight. That doesn't speak too well to his charisma.

Is there a Chris Hardwick-Jenny McCarthy connection I'm not aware of? My google is broken.

I'm still waiting for Johnny Drama in CSI: Minneapolis.

The Jew, the Italian, and the Redhead Gay!

OR LAUGH!*

Why don't you offer rice without cilantro?! Obviously, you are personally responsible.

And it's all going down at the METRODOME!!!!!!

And in between, you threw batteries at Tila Tequila.

IT'S 'GRAY DUCK', YOU SON OF A BITCH! GRAY DUCK!