That's not funny. Where is your sense of decency?

I have always defended Better Than Ezra as being a lot better than their reputation. Then this happened: http://www.avclub.com/artic… Some might say that this has nothing to do with his work from 20 years ago, and I shouldn't let it change my opinion of BTE. But man…man.

The first time I heard this joke was when Macaulay Culkin said it to my junior United States Senator on SNL.

Fuck cilantro. Right in its soapy tasting butt.

Seriously though, I'm sure she is a lovely woman. Unless she's no longer with us, in which case she was a lovely woman. My Minnesota Nice wouldn't allow me to make a non-qualified your mama joke.

YOUR mom is fond of him. Sexually. Also, her intelligence and physical fitness leave much to be desired.

Oh no, another WGA strike?

They Live is the one with Roddy Piper, is it not?

Especially if you need to get some fucking candy out of vending machines.

Where do you stand on Hillary Clinton's Broad City appearance?

There have been numerous guests on Minnesota Public Radio today who all have pancake-related Prince stories. Which almost makes up for the sadness of the day.

Actually, Thailand has mostly Korean bbq.

Supatra in St Paul, MN! Crying tiger forever!

I'm sorry…"peace".

That makes EMG a bigger piece of shit than the red one he took recently.

"Can you touch your elbows behind your back?"

Count Less isn't trying to stop counting, he's just advocating for moderation.

"surpassed its $3 million budget countless times, raking in a total of more than $67 million." Wouldn't you just have to divide 67 by 3?

Fuck you, 1 percenter.

I am happy seeing him get his Jost desserts.