Perhaps she feels that if she repeats it enough, Zoe will stick to it upon a brief verbal challenge, as opposed to coming back later and being all "well, Fiona said we SHOULDN'T kill her, so… you know…"

I can see sending it to George R. R. Martin, but not so much as a "gee I hope you like it"… more of a "we're just going to keep doing this until you actually finish a book."

We were gonna, but they didn't make an app for it. We apparently can't do anything without apps. Surprised Madison didn't get that in.

…does she though? I mean, she decides that they should lock the doors and stay inside, which is sensible enough but pretty obvious. She goes out and bangs on pots to get the zombies away from Nan and Luke, which is effective, but apparently she had no plan for what happened when the zombies turned their attention to…

I think that last point is pretty important - there were a couple of references in the pilot to Zoe's frustration over her status, and Madison mentioned it specifically in her… pitch? Seduction seems wrong. In the haphazard world of AHS characterization, the threesome is open further review… actually relatively well…

…you know, that actually makes sense for me.

Hey, they went to class at Hogwarts all the damn time. They did have similar problems locating their students, but in Hogwarts' defense their student to teacher ratio was much, much worse.

LOOK OVER THERE TAISSA FARMIGA JUST DROPPED HER TOWEL

"I was never going to get married. But I saved you a shitload of money falling in love with a dead guy."

Presumably, as the Supreme Fiona has the power to block Nan's clairvoyance. Not explicitly stated, but certain plausible.

"I'm rooting for Misty too! PLEASE don't send me to jail."

Has Zoe realized she's the Supreme though? Because, and I do not tread on this sacred ground lightly, Zoe not realizing she's the Supreme is threatening to become this season's Connie Britton not realizing she should leave the house.

100% true. Has Ryan Murphy ever met a Millennial, or is he confused by the fact that everyone he cast on Glee is about 30?

The lead-up to the Zoe-Madison-Kyle threesome was… wow. I'd say it read like bad fanfiction, but I would bet every cent I have that there's a crapload of bad fanfiction on this very topic that wouldn't want to be associated with it.

It's a gambling reference.

The Rugrats Chanukah episode was great, but the Passover special they mentioned is the real classic, and I fully expect to be showing it to my niece as time goes on.

Hey, now. @avclub-d83db5f35f6ff3433edc33b58e6af6e0:disqus's math totally checks out. If Season 4 is the improvement over Season 3 that Season 3 was over Season 2, we're headed for must-watch television.

Let's put it this way - if Season 3 had been Season 1 of a new show, said new show would've been considered pretty good with the potential for more. The absolute disaster of the end of Season 1 and all of Season 2 (which I have to confess I stopped watching) left an awful taste in people's mouths. But the latest…

TOO SOON.

Umbridge is a good candidate, but Cordelia and Fiona had FOUR STUDENTS at the very most to monitor between them. It really shouldn't be this hard to keep them from freeing murderous spirits of serial killers or creating Frankenstein monsters.