It's no more fantastic then how much my life differs to say the life of a child soldier in central africa or something to be honest.

Nothing happened to fitz-simmons yet. We haven't gotten to see the fallout from the end of thsi episode yet.

In it's defence it was distracted by wanting to get hte fuck out. When simmons was there it was causing like, massive horizong encompasing storms.

I figured it was just a 'what happened on blue planet, stays on blue plannet' look of understanding. Like Fitz is like I'm not gonna tell anyone that you robo murdered ward in cold blood, and Coulson is like "I wont tell Simmons that you turbo super murdered Will with a flare gun"

Coulson has been established as a nerd though, it honestly didn't seem out of charecter at all.

It seemed to be like, concious of the entire planet before. Will refered to it as 'the planets moods' so maybe it knew other people had turned up and was like 'shit look human!"

I might need to watch but wasn't he contracting his fingers, so the robot hand would be powering his fingers to keep going into wards chest.

Coulsens been a bad arse field agent since uh… I wanna say the one shot that went with Thor?

Well when he keeps making factually wrong statements as complaints about the show (like his thing about them having to kill off a black person every season in spite of the fact that as of season 3 mid season finale we've had one black dude die) Or how he would complain that plots were getting resolved in unsatisfying…

I've never read the novels, but I have a huge collection of the old Doc Savage comics (like one of those big phone book looking fuckers) and their a heap of dumb pulpy fun.

Doesn't having jungle natives kind of defeat the purpose of tarzans story, and him not having ever seen people?

Is that friend Johnny Depp wanting to start getting his ridiculous wig ready?

hell wasn't this basically the plot to that movie simone from 2002?

So for real though. Porn.

oh thank god, Miso soup is fucking revolting. I worked in a tepenyaki bar and man after seeing 'the vat' that all the miso soup came in… *shudders*

I'm still constantly dissapointed that Brendan Fraiser didn't become a bigger thing then he did after The Mummy. Man I love that dude.

I feel like them introducing Danny and Luke in a way that will specifically have them cross over and then not doing Heroes for hire is crazy. The only way I can see them not doing Heroes for hire is if either Luke Cage or Iron Fist bomb spectacularly and poison the brand.

oh shit I thought he killed rita at the end of a season when he's still just 'the trinity killer' then the next season was him hunting lithgow with lithgows family showing up and shit.

The aspect of him being the untrusted outsider in K'un Lun still works, but the aspect of him being rich, white, privelaged hanging out with luke cage in shitty harlem kind of falls apart.

I assume you're talking about the hallway fight? Cause that wasn't even the best when it came out. It's great, but there's been better. The one shot fight from Tom Yung Goong (AKA: The Protector) surpasses it in pretty much every way. No changing actors, lasts an extra minute, and is full of way more involved…