What… no…
The film isn't borrowing anything from Evangellion, it's a hommage to Tokusatsu films, like the shit with people in dumb suits breaking cardboard cities. The kinda shit that you'd see in power rangers or a sentai serial where they always just summon their big sword at the end and kill everything.

human controlled kaijus through drifting with the kaijus is where the sequel was gonna go.

how would that be bad?

The ideas for a sequel were basically flipping the script, and having the drifting with a kaiju mind idea from the first film expanded to have pilots drifting with still living kaijus and controlling them replacing the jeagers with cyborg kaijus while the aliens studdied the wreckage of Gypsey Danger that got sent…

I love watching the episode when you get to watch the host go from being like "AWW YEAH THIS DUDE IS DOING REALLY WELL!" to "Oh… shit this dude is doing REALLY fucking well" That slow kind of dawning realisation that this dude isn't lucky, he's figured out how to fuck you. It's amazing.

I want to turn that into a 'if there's grass on the pitch then play cricket' joke but I can't get it there.

That's ageist.

You're kinda getting slack Internet (Also side note, treating the Internet like a single person that is doing this shit is one of my faviourte aspects of GJI articles)

Look I just want a Hellen Mirrem playing James bond movie, is that so much to ask?

The thing that confuses me about all the "Idris Elba should be bond" people is that he straight up said he doesn't want to be Bond? Like I think he'd be awesome but if he doesn't want to be Bond that's kind of it isn't it? Stop pinning your hopes on a dude who doesn't want it and start capmaigning for Hellen Mirrem…

I just can't spell her last name…. I would skip M Night Shamylans last name for the same reason but I've got no idea what his first name is.

I always find it amazing when someone says some major blockbuster film is the worst movie they've ever seen, like shit man there are some fucking TRASH movies out there. As mediocre or forgettable as teh worst major blockbuster I've ever seen has gotten it's got nothing on the shitty c-grade straight to dvd…

I haven't seen part 3, but part 1 and 2 were great. Me and my housemates watched part 1 with a drinking game where you had to guess who died next and if you were wrong you took a shot. Great times.

If you want a fun story about script researchers, Fight club had a whole lot of issues because there was only one person named Marla Singer in the US at the time, and unless they got her written approval they couldn't use the name.

That was my thought too. I was all waiting for earf but that is clearly a th sound

Well I suppose that's better then funding you're secret life as a misogynisitc misanthropic arsehole with a public persona of a nice and caring person (I'm looking at you cosby)

it took me weeks to get the smell out.

To be fair, he's pretty much the only game in town in the 'banging women 150 years younger than him' competition. So being the best isn't that hard, I mean at that point he can come in his pants then curl up in a corner and sob for an hour and he's still the best at it.

That's logically how everyone assumed Hulk worked, but then Amadeus Cho flat out said in (I think World War Hulk) that he uses super maths to controll the destruction he causes and never kill anyone.

I wouldn't say amazing… good sure, but I watched Richie Rich and…. yeah that loses them a LOT of points.