"you think your son might be gay?"
"no we think he's frying up bacon when we are visiting grandma in Boca"

my wife had to pick a friend up from a bar who was dressed in a thick winter coat (it still was a wisconsin winter) thigh high boots and not much else as the lady's husband had got an appendicitis before their rendezvous

now there is a use for that thick throat Mucus……

A Wiccan? A purveyor of Cane furniture?

so how did everyone else Valentines go? Fuck off IdiotKing with your 2 girl in one night bollocks) the signs were looking good for me until my wife started doing taxes and found out my idiot employer had put the wrong SSN on the w2 so she couldn't file and await the refund for a new sofa she had her eye on. Blew a…

an acquaintance was outed recently suddenly all those face book posts of meeting with a lady friend for dinners and drinks suddenly became clear as being dates with Girlfriend.

technically you would have to know Medieval French if you wanted in with the sharp sword Brigade. Speaking english was so very 'bien pesant'

Sparta is calling, Miervaldis where A lady could do what ever she liked as long as she incubated a soldier for the army now and again.

A friend has informed let me know that there are movies where a penis has gone into a mouth or a vagina after ass but with deft editing cuts this friend found it difficult to believe there wasn't some scrubbing in between.

your saying you had your bails taken off after a googlie to the inside leg?

I know some goons

idiot king much prefers :0

you just just be practising you know like going out for a practice for the real date.

a month is definitely a bit soon to indulge ones fantasy of holding someone down while shafting them. I'd suggest 2016 during the Presidential campaign.

can you hit people with the stick that annoy you? that would make up for having to work Sundays.

its probably the head shot photo that he makes her hold up to her face while having sex that is starting to wear a bit thin.

Went back to a friend's house after lunch to find his daughter had skipped school for the afternoon to dance lasciviously around the house in a thong and nothing else.

High fructose corn syrup???? you monster!

just be prepared for death.

no you have added to the confirmation for batty.