"Hello? Mr. Trump? You said you will release me soon from this cellar so I can start my new position in the government…hello? Anyone?"

Na, he surely will mature into his position. The Establishment will control him. He is a joke anyway, he just used antisemitism to win elections. No danger here. Wait, some guys in long black coats are at my door…

Hi, Kanye.

We don't say his name.

Stuff that also isn't connected to the Marvel Cinematic Universe:

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That's the kind of journalism I come for here!

Why are most of your borders so straight? That looks silly. Go back to the drawing board.

This is somehow creepy. Like something out of an dystopian Sci-Fi movie.

Is Joel Surnow still behind this? Isn't he basically Steve Bannon: Television Edition?

Back in my day, when people died, they stayed dead.

Didn't the bald guy die in the third movie?

I've seen this before.

GoT watchers are cucks.

I don't argue with random trolling cockroaches on the internet.

Entropy.

Heh.

Man, and I stopped taking Pantoprazol, a mere antacid, for fear of getting addicted.

Star Wars Episode I is a masterpiece!

If you get checked by an ECG and even by ultrasound, you should be fine. You could maybe do a 24 hour ECG. You should get checked by an internist every two years or so starting with 30-35 anyway, at least in an ideal scenario.