IT INDICATED TO ME THAT THESCHE ANTICSCH WERE NOT THE WORK OF A CLEVER PERSON YOU GUYSCH, NO NOT AT ALL. NOW THISCH ISCH A COMEDY UP TO MY SCHPEED GUYSCH.

How's your girlfriend-or-wife, Dikachu?

Do you mean segregated gay dance club?

You know to discount anyone as a comedic force or source of genuine interest once they use the line 'Get off my lawn.'

No no no. We're up in arms about the treatment of transgendered people and gay toddlers nowadays. Get up to speed.

She's a real-world 7 and a Hollywood 5. Are you from the Midwest?

Don't say what you will, guys. It's just too much already.

I made a mistake and ordered their Mad TV flavor once. I didn't get any actual ice cream, but Ben came over and shit in my mouth. And then Jerry fucked me.

I'm looking forward to the Tonys tonight. I hear Hugh Jackman will be lancing five cancerous growths off his face live onstage.

This reminds me of when President Franklin D. Roosevelt was given an honorary hula hoop and never got around to trying it out. Because he was in a fucking wheelchair.

Could you shorten your post to just 'Nyeh! NYEHHHHHHH!' ?

Your dad watches Bikini Carwash Company a fucking LOT.

I STILL think they're card-counting wizards.

The premise of this entire ARTICLE is political correctness and pretend-outrage.

I only read the headline of this article, but I took it to mean Tyra will be watching a lot of daytime television again on account of no career.

I've never read a British movie review, but I imagine they're just three or four paragraphs about who the actors in the movie are having affairs with and how bloody horrid the women look.

At the rate these Hollywood-types delete their tweets, I imagine they really DO have Jon Polito-lookalikes in expensive suits shouting 'YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!' in their face all the time.

It was a good long run, but I'd like to address David Spade, Chris Rock, Schneider, Nealon, Covert, MacDonald, James, Carvey, Other Farleys and Salma Hayek right now. It's time you start thinking about your futures in movie entertainment, and the very real possibility that Adam Sandler will no longer be able to keep…

Listen, bucko. I've seen the sex tape, I've masturbated to the sex tape, and that's not Meg White on the sex tape. It's just that every now and then we ALL look at a thick midwestern girl with big cans and live out our rock n' roll dreams for four minutes.

I saw this a few months back. It reminded me of the looseness of movies from the 80s in that it's a fun kid-friendly adventure and you also get to see her tits.