I'm glad Casey Kasem is relatively okay, but I want to talk about the new Pixies album because I've been listening to it lately. There's no fucking way that isn't Kim Deal's voice on 'Bagboy'. If you look up the guy Frank Black claimed is the background voice in that song, it's a MALE DWARF. I have never heard a male…

Whenever I find that I'm forced at gunpoint to read something posted on this website, I realize I've actually become quite good at just digesting the one or two lines of actual information in every article and avoiding all the hack stuff and internet memes surrounding it. You could argue that I'd be better off reading…

I've thought about getting a plastic surgeon to sew three pounds of Cheetos to my entire face so I can look more like AV Club commenters. I still think about it.

Guy got throat hives from playing a bad guy. Even 70s Dustin Hoffman read that and went 'Dude, come on.'

I just wanted to drop you a note and let you know I'm never going to listen to your podcast or any future endeavors you involve yourself with.

Does this mean he's no longer together with Frank Zappa records? Give him a ring about this important issue. Your internet journalist credentials are at stake.

Oh who cares. If you're old enough to GAY-MARRY, you're too old to be sitting on your ass playing video games and exploring virtual worlds. GO OUTSIDE AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE. AFTER YOU'RE DONE MAKING YOUR POST ON AN INTERNET COMMENT BOARD.

How do you pronounce Abel anyway? Is it pronounced 'HOLY SHIT'?

Cruising pops into my head when I read anything or do anything, because Cruising is Cruising and not just any movie. When I tie my shoelaces, I think of Cruising. When I see a traffic light turn yellow, I think of Cruising.

The teenager asked the men to stop. Goddard allegedly returned to the
room with a “large, musclebound man” who began to smack the teenager
around, according to the complaint.

Not even bothering to read criticism concerning any pop culture and just trusting your own taste and interests works too.

So much text and not a single upvote.