Oh, I don't know. The Jedi are space monks, and so it makes sense that they are as cloistered as their real-world inspirations, but the events of the movies just go to show how misguided an idea that is

There's nothing the Nazis did that the confederates would have had a problem with . . . and vice versa.

I was pretty receptive to the idea of this joke, but then I watched the video and "Duel of the Fates" started up and I suddenly just wanted to watch a bunch of awesome light saber battles. That was one damned effective bit of movie scoring, for sure.

Ahh, but if I'd only gotten four wishes . . .

And after you trapped and killed all those dormice . . . unfair!

I mean, did they ever give someone a Nobel prize for "attempted chemistry?"

Can't let this comment go by and not post this

I used to buy a plum sauce for beef that tasted pretty good.

But, if I recall, we are almost as closely related to Bonobos (if not slightly more), and the main thing they're famous for is being obsessed with sex. . .

It's always been my dream to marry a man named "Ernest."

Maybe you're right. It has been a long time. I don't necessarily blame Palin for Giffords, but I do suspect the Republicans tend to shed crocodile tears when the victim is a liberal. I mean, we all saw how they rallied against anti-gay rhetoric in the wake of the Pulse nightclub shooting.

Well, to be fair Palin did post a picture of Giffords, specifically, inside some crosshairs and did, directly, talk about "second amendment solutions." I think if Trump were beheaded by an aggrieved liberal, then we could fairly draw a parallel to Kathy Griffin.

Oh, that will still be the title. Trump has never been one to let a little thing like "facts" get in his way.

Thank you. I didn't want to have to be the one who said it.

I will admit to being a little disillusioned. I always kind of assumed that if you ate dinner at the White House, they would give you as much ice cream as you want.

See, it's statements like this that get the Huckabees of the world so confused about their own racist outbursts, because they would love for you to do that.

The tricky part about that is that population isn't distributed evenly between the states. Like with congress, more people voted for Democrats than Republicans, but because of the way districts are distributed, the Republicans got more seats. It may be that the reason the Republicans have so many states is simply…

Would you really want to taint the reputation of the Apprentice by allowing it to be hosted by a notorious racist?

That's true, but I think we both know the odds of that are practically zero.

If you're flat-chested, it's very hard to be on Seal Team Ten