Years ago I had this recorded 8-track of Led Zeppelin. Before Whole Lotta Love, he went on this whole spiel about Mandrax, the British equivalent of Quaaludes. Years later I heard that recording, minus the 'ludes speech, as the BBC sessions.

Robert Plant was pretty famous for fucking up lyrics to Zeppelin songs.

So much of the pop music of the '50s was creepy in retrospect. Like that Johnny Burnette song "You're 16, you're beautiful, and you're mine": the guy singing it sounds like a 45 year old man trying to bang a teenager.

I want the gritty reboot of farmville.

He's probably already pretty well off from the other Bond films, at some point another $100 million is just a headache (taxes, pals wanting to bum money off you, expensive cleaning of your Scrooge McDuck-ian vault of money).

I'm at least 99% sure this will be used as a sex toy by every owner of it at least once.

I try to do that every couple of years or so: I just had a month off between jobs.

Clearly, retiring from 60 minutes is deadly: Andy Rooney died really soon after he retired.

So it's a movie that tells you it's OK to fear and distrust different looking beings? I , perhaps with a modicum of naivety,thought society was moving away from that.

Depending on where you are at, that is surprisingly not too hard. Factories pay that much; you don't even have to be a high school graduate to get a job in one. Three grand a month in Nebraska would buy the nicest house in the state. You could live in the best part of Omaha or Lincoln for that, easily.

Can I learn about why MLK was a great leader of men due to his contempt of nature?

Is it the Sundowner Saloon in Boulder?

I don't think they do. Every time I read some article about some younger person who can't afford to live in (insert trendy city here) I kind of laugh because that kind of money to rent a squalid studio in NYC would buy a veritable palace in Nebraska. Nobody ever thinks of that, though to be fair starving in Brooklyn…

The grocery store finally had that cereal I like on sale: the generic equivalent of Shredded Wheat, known as Frosted Mini Spooners.

When you do get rubbing alcohol, be sure to buy 91%; otherwise you're paying for watered down shit. And if you have Jewish friends who toke, use kosher salt.

I can't get into Harold and Maude. I don't despise it; I just don't care for it.

I thought the "colored" discrimination was a bit on the nose in Pleasantville, but overall I thought it was an alright flick. Fiona Apple's cover of Across the Universe is pretty rad.

The Nelson twins were up there too.

It's the zany adventures of two men who invented a phone app to facilitate gay sex. Unless of course it's the zany adventures of two men who invented oversized sandwiches popular in the midwest.

Milf island!