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I don't think it helped the way they ended it in the movie. Not to mention that they had originally planned for him to end up with Knives, which really demonstrated a lack of understanding of how his growth should have gone.

It gives you real tooth decay, not that fake decay that HFCS gives you!

That show lied to me as a child; there was never a roller coaster on the beach!

If so, they need to be bitchslapped for incorrect labeling. At least last I checked, it says sugar in the ingredients, not HFCS.

Apparently, not give him smart worms.

This made me laugh way harder than it should have.

I cut out the middleman and just drink Diet.

"Buy my book!" *slashes with hatchet*

Honestly, it would be nice if maybe the takeaway would be not that "HFCS is bad for you, drink real sugar!" but "holy fucking shit there's too much sugar in EVERYTHING, we need to stop that."

Even without the name it's sold at a premium.

As far as I know, Mexican Coke—as in, the stuff actually sold in Mexico, to Mexicans—is no longer made with sugar either. Sugar Coke exists solely as a gimmick now to sell in the States, which is sad.

I wasn't quite four when it came out, so I seriously doubt I tried any. Which means I've been endlessly curious if it was actually as bad as everyone says.

Me too. I stand with you in the popularity contest, but so what.

I hope he does the equivalent of Bowie's cameo; some absurd situation arises that needs a judge, and "I believe I may be of assistance." Cue snippet of Sherlock theme, glasses off. Hopefully holding a lamb, because that is still absurdly funny.

I was just thinking that after reading this.

Allison. Just….Allison. The moment the kid told her he was getting out of the business and going to college, I knew she'd have that idea. And she does have a point; she's basically going to just work her circle of associates, who are already customers.

Yes. The problem usually is, they don't care.

Short of bringing aunt Sal back, no. But you feel that way after it's all said and done, even knowing nothing you do would help.

Still the best night out I ever had was when the DJ "accidentally" turned on Amish Paradise instead of Gangsta's Paradise at Cowboy Ugly, and one of the girls on the bar just lost her shit. Greatest thing ever.