Also, he likes his pants to have much more space in the crotch for his balls.

Oh, it's been a fun 34 years. Especially since I grew up in the whitest area possible outside of Milwaukee, so it was almost literally just ME for most of grade school.

That one's always fun. I take after my mom, color - wise, but I'm both Mexican and white, and I don't speak any Spanish because I was basically raised white. So I've gotten shit for being Mexican but not bilingual, being called an Indian, and being thrown dirty looks for being with my white boyfriend in Northern…

Like my mother who keeps saying "they're black, not Latino" whenever a baseball player from the Dominican Republic is on TV.

She stagnated because everyone else did as well. Not that it excuses anything, but Storm wasn't the only one who was stuck in a rut.

I don't necessarily HATE it, but it's definitely overplayed, just like all Christmas music on the radio. Which is why I find my own, and only play it on the 23rd, 24th,and if I have to work that day, the 25th. Otherwise, fuck Christmas music.

So Harry Potter, Charles Xavier, and Mycroft are just trying to make a man when Moriarty shows up… I'm actually beginning to think these guys got together, got drunk, and brainstormed this.

The sudden fellatio scene WAS a bit of a surprise, I'll admit.

I have to admit, they do seem to be enjoying themselves. It's still not a good movie by any means, but they look like they're having fun being crazy.

Watching this literally right now, and there's a whole five of us in the theatre. I'd say the five bucks I've spent was generous.

Hell, one of my MLIS professors brought up this very point in class last week. For librarians.

I will always pick Life of Brian over Holy Grail.

I admit that the actual joke itself flew right over my head until only a few years ago when I finally realised the entirety of it. How ashamed I was.

That's how I remember Quicksilver in the comics, so it's not as if he got it wrong.

Biggest reason I stopped using it. Also a reason I stopped using one of my news apps, since LinkedIn (why? WHY?) bought it, and forced you to need a LinkedIn account to use it. For a news service.

And yet, from the little I dipped my toe into it, other writers said they knew they didn't get intellectual rights, so Ken was full of crap saying otherwise. All I know is, now the comic is nothing but a Segafied clone which sucks, considering it's main bonus was that it existed separately (mostly) from the Sega game…

I can't convince anyone of that, sadly. "It has to have beans! It's not chili without beans!"

Sonic, he can really move
Sonic, he's got an attitude
Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive

Great, now I've got the SatAm theme song in my head.

That chili dog obsession was fucking weird. I hate beans, and I've always eyed chili dogs with suspicion, but damn if his constant chili dog addiction in the cartoons and the comics make me want to try one, despite my best interests.