"C'mon buddy, c'monnn buddy. Soon as you walked through that goddamn door, everyone knew you was gonna get some chicken."

Tangentially related, but I love putting "4 THE MARE" in subject lines of e-mails. So stupid, so funny.

What's the square root of this apartment?

I'm partial to "Look at him, he LOVES it." when Chappelle describes white people watching him eat fried chicken. Really, anything Chappelle says in his white man voice is gold.

Super late to the party, but Tyrell clearly knows about the fugue states that Elliott goes through right? The meeting last week with "Mr. Robot" followed by his little show of power in the apartment in this episode has me thinking Tyrell is basically trying to manipulate Elliott into something.

The food truly is awful. I do have a fond nostalgia for their cookies but after working there just the mere thought of the noxious bread smell is enough to ruin my appetite.

The Ask Historians subreddit (the best thing about Reddit) has a pretty solid podcast.

Someone on Twitter put it best when he said the album sounded "expensive." I know a lot of people are complaining that it feels rushed or whatever, but you really are getting your money's worth with each track. When you're pulling killer versus from Game and Eminem in 2015 you got yourself an album.

SO WHAT, IT WAS A FUCKING HORSE. WHAT ARE YOU A GODDAMN VEGETARIAN NOW, YOU EAT BEEF AND SAUSAGE BY THE TRUCKLOAD.

At some point I should stop being surprised at Kendrick but goddamnit if he doesn't blow "Deep Water" out of the uh…body of liquid that comprises the majority of this planet.

Anti-fungal medication, certain diuretics, a few heart failure treatments. So no matter the situation, it sucks to be Trank!

Car periscope, Ricky Gervais, Viagra/doping, Season 8 had some gold.

Take a salt tablet.

That's still better than growing up with the books and finding out there are people who sans irony formed an intramural quidditch league.

CAROLLL CAROOLLLL

Chilton is the new Hans Moleman.

I think the AVC is pretty good about not going overboard idolizing any particular pop culture hero, but in general people have treated Jon Stewart like a saint.

I think the real story is how everyone basically ignores the content of the argument and just goes after the "Entertainers always get mad!" angle. Yeah people get mad about lots of stuff. I also think it's weird as hell for a white dude to basically refuse to see any truth in a black guy saying that just maaaaaaaaaybe…

And the fact that the bastion of "liberal" media had one black writer on their staff for 4 years won't stop TDS fanboys from pretending like their hero was infallible.

I just meant as a professional wrestler, having to sell all their wacky storylines and knowing where to fall and shit. Seems logical that sense of timing would translate to acting for some of the top wrestlers.