"I got 99 problems and Mitt is one, because his foreign policy platform is weak and there's little substance to his economic and healthcare proposals!"

I am similarly ignorant of the majority of pop music artists. However, I have a daughter who's about to turn 10, so I'm sure that will change soon.

One step forward, two million steps back.

That's actually Don's bra as well, which he uses to contain his ample man-boobs.

Um… A.V. Club.

She just does that fucking aggravating Royals song over and over again, just like the radio.

They were alive with the holy spirit.

It's mix-CD's. And you just have to worry about a little bit of cyber blackmail.

The mayor will be none other than Harry Stone!

She fucked up the national anthem back in 1990.

It's obviously the Mad Titan's shitter. How nice of him to leave the toilet seat down.

Wait, there's a live-action Neko Atsume Movie?! I'm…er… my nine year old daughter… will be so excited!

You had me at "Boobs."

The success of his entire career shall be measured alongside the size of his dong contribution, from base to tip.

I love that Irlam has the list of movies with the most burned stuntpeople memorized. He clearly loves his job.

Awe, it's just like Toy Story 2. Did the Boba Fett figure have hilarious hijinks along the way with a motley assortment of mismatched toys?

Perhaps not, but NCIS is definitely contributing to climate change.

This just in, "McDonald's" to rebrand itself as "McDowell's." Spokesclown Ronald McDowell issues statement that the company was driven to it be necessity.

To be fair, the Trump administration is more like a crappy TV drama than it is reality.

I wonder what their immigrant hiring policy will be.