It's amazing that such innocuous events in childhood can lead one to a life as a serial killer.

Would that be considered beastiality? Does the answer to that question depend on which "end" of the Centaur you're currently… servicing?

Worse: "Sorry everybody we screwed that one up. Starting over at one."

That's just fucking crazy talk.

Oftentimes, when someone says that something is funny that is not funny to me, I can still see how others might think it funny. Here, I can't imagine how this is funny, or how anyone else would think it is funny. In fact, I can't see any redeeming value to this stunt whatsoever, even as ironic performance art.

Hey, I'm a millenia-old interdimensional being. What makes you think I have the time to give two shits about your precious lingo?

What an odd headline: "slide into someone's DM's." Is that intentionally sleazy sounding?

That is a very good point. I'm certainly giving him way too much credit.

Kiefer's blond-spikey-mullet alone is reason to call this movie a classic!

I thought Trump's tweet this morning was actually him hanging a lampshade on his typo from last night. It was actually kind of amusing, in a non-ironic sense for a change.

She left you to become the next Dread Pirate Roberts, didn't she?

I knew an attractive young lady in college named Corey Feldman. It was a very confusing relationship for me.

I have absolutely no complaints whatsoever about this policy, as Aly Michalka graces my screen every Tuesday.

That bear makes me vaguely uncomfortable, but I've never been able to figure out why. It might be related to all of those Teddy Ruxpin nightmares I had as a kid.

Hate-followers.

They left off Odette's most important credit, Kindergarten Kop.

The headline for this article needs about 150% more curse words in order to better convey the subject matter.

Merchandising!

Well, WW does hail from an island of warrior women, all of whom are exceptionally toned and presumably subject to their basest physical desires…. Ahem.

"… and now he's a now a movie composer as well."