I didn't know Carrie Fisher personally, but man. This story is so Carrie Fisher.

Scrolling through the comments on this article, there seems to be a lot of talk about Paul Ryan masturbating. So… what's up with that?

I have the perfect GIF for this story, but unfortunately… Kinja.

Liv's weekly brains have been pretty "meh" this season, but Jackass Liv totally makes up for it.

Hopefully there's some banjo music too.

They mixed up the trailers with the next season of the Walking Dead: "The Walking Dead: Back to the Farm."

I had to reply, only because of our similarly triangle-shaped avatars.

Ah, New Jersey. The landscape covered with tiger preserves, shitty New York suburbs, and garbage dumps. It's really going to suck when the tigers all break free, take over the shore, and mutate into deadly sea-tigers that will ravage the coastlands for millenia to come.

The sooner the better. I'm fucking sick of them sponging off me (my oldest is 12).

Isn't the Shrine circus still around?

I don't see "running away to the circus" as a threat from my kids. It's more like a promise that I sometimes wish they'd fulfill.

Symmetry in all things.

But she definitely had great chemistry with that rain-soaked tank top, amirite?

The house, absolutely. With a mouse? That's a little too kinky for my taste.

That taupe and soothing beige look is so passe.

A sexy liberal alien!

Hopefully Michael Moore will be doing a lot of walking. 'Cause.. you know… exercise is good for you.

This is the best Judge Judy case ever.

I don't agree with you on the grade. A "C" is too low. But I do agree with you that we needed another hour to unpack the rest of the story and reflect on the season that just happened. Something like Buffy's Season four finale.

Well, they did have Nick Fury for a couple of episodes, but I agree with you.