Just one questions: DID THEY GET THE NUCLEAR CODES?!1

You belong in the city, concrete under your feet…

Have you seen the new green card applications? There's an item that has five different smiley faces, each one shaded differently, from white to black, and it asks, "please circle the face that most closely matches your complexion."

Fuck yeah!

Congratulations. You have successfully encapsulated the entirety of the late Justice Antonin Scalia's body of legal work.

Morning Joe guy looks like he got some hairdressing tips from Donny in that photo.

*girlish giggle*

Who are you, and why should I care?

Ugh, a parable? I'm not shelling out ten bucks to see Jurassic X movies to fucking learn shit.

"He did say that eventually the show will get around to tackling a woman…"

I think I saw this!

Here's to DDL, the last and best of the fucking Mohicans.

I look forward to all the sexy sexy green ladies.

I thought this was one book, featuring queer Viking robots in prison. Imagine my disappointment.

Boobs, no. VELMA'S boobs, yes.

I find, when considering such shots, that "angle" is a very important consideration.

The problem with those is that Daphne and Velma are inevitably covered in tats. Kinda ruins the fantasy.

On a tangentially not-really-related note, by the time Scooby Doo was released, SMG was so pencil-thin that the notion of her having enough cleavage to justify CGI is preposterous.

I respectfully disagree.

I forgot all about those binders. Remember how he was mercilessly mocked? Seems pretty quaint now.