Yet another proud moment for TLC's lineup of reality television.

On a dock overlooking the misty waters of lake whereeverthehellthatwas.

Generic studio wonk, generic washed up pop star, generic drug-addled loser with unbalanced personality.

I distinctly remember making some sort of snide comment on an AVC article a week or two ago, when the news broke that ABC was in the running to reboot Idol.

I watched it, and I'm still offput by the jarring inconsistencies of tone. It's like a John Hughes movie, but then all of the sudden the kids start saying "Fuck" a lot and people start getting beaten and raped. I blame Selena Gomez.

Seems legit.

I had no idea this show was actually on for eight seasons.

Cross-reference douchebag video on GJI.

Quit being such a know-it-all.

That pun makes me want a rum-and-cochlea.

At the same time, I'm not sure we need two versions at the same time.

I don't think this review gives enough credit for that fracking awesome scene with Frost skating through the city on an ice sheet of her own making. Yes, it's a power possessed by many a hero (Fro-zone, Iceman, etc.), but man, they did a great job with it. That alone was worth the price of admission for me.

That's a good point.

In other news, the sky is blue, and water is, indeed, wet.

That sounds right.

Your comment is incorrect. The correct answer is Louie De Palma.

Okay, gregarious tall guy? Check! Curmudgeonly short guy? Check! Comedy gold!

It's a delicious fizzy sports drink! Pukkelpop!

He hates it when his friends become successful.

For that matter, which states are NO, SE, DK and BE?