Well, there's the alcohol-swiling mouse who get's the underaged Dumbo drunk off his gourd, or there's the racial-stereotype crow singing "When I see an Elephant Fly." Or maybe one of the abusive clowns who repeatedly toss the young elephant off a ledge into a small barrel of water.

Come to think of it, I don't regularly watch anything on Fox, if you don't count football. I think the closest I come is watching Archer on FX/FXX.

when I saw this news break, I thought to myself, "man, urine for one heck of a pun thread on the AV Club."

It is clear from the photo that the two are locked in a furious competition over who can have the lowest-cut neckline.

Never mind. Cheers. To each their own, and all that.

To be fair, your original comment came off as a bit holier-than-thou.

Seriously. I used to just stand up and tell everyone how much better I was than them, but all those troglodytes were simply too unenlightened to appreciate the vast expanse of my superior intellect.

If Deadpool does get nominated, I hope they play the clip where they're talking about giving a dutch oven to Meredith Baxter-Birney during the Oscars ceremony.

While I admittedly mostly listen to music through my phone, I had no idea that FM radio was on its last legs.

Let me get this straight. He asked her to return something to his hotel room, and answered the door in his fucking boxers? Did he think that would actually work? Was he was still wearing his sock garters, smoking a cigar and holding a highball?

The correct answer is "Only the Good Die Young."

On the most recent episode of Star Wars Rebels, a character said that they hated the sand on the planet Geonosis, because it got everywhere. I, for one, very much appreciated the ironic callback.

So, by the time Showtime finally puts the show out of its misery after fifteen more seasons, how do you think it will end? Discuss.

So, the Jack Ryan character was conceived during the tail end of the Cold War, but then the Iron Curtain fell, we got friendly with Russia, and the character's relevance became questionable. I don't remember the last Jack Ryan book I read, but I do remember that I couldn't get through the whole thing.

Miley is like a shittier, sluttier version of Elton John.

That they'll be overflowing with fluids from freshmen slamming in them?

Interesting. Tell me more.

FLUFFY!!!!

Something something your face looks like a cock.

Seriously? Have you never dreamed of Robot Pizza-Delivery-themed Porn? This brings us one step closer!