Man, I shoulda been a pizza scientist. I bet they hang out with Shaggy and Scoob all the time.

Good point. If it's not made by some dude with tattoo sleeves and an ironic beard, I'm not interested.

The pizzas are $79.99, plus tax, and an extra 8.99 per topping.

New Colorado state regulations require installation of Pizza ATM's within 1/2 block of every dispensary in the state.

And, much like the cash from ATM's, if you test it you'll find that it's covered in cocaine and semen.

My brain's writers' room is full of a bunch of hacks, so all I get is meandering dead-end plots and a lot of fart jokes.

Oh yeah. Now I remember how last season ended. That makes sense.

So, is the whole season going to be one big dream? A time machine? Alternate universe? Or, just start in the past with no explanation whatsoever?

Yes. And the other four are Jessica Rabbit.

Hopefully, Olivia will start the movie with a pair of nerd glasses and her hair in a tight bun, and finish the movie wearing little more than rags with her hair cloying to her sweaty, heaving…

I don't follow.

I believe a good pun thread is Thorly needed.

*distinguished chortle*

It's ironic clip art.

Yeah, I've got standards. I at least wait until the bluray is out before I pirate my copy.

I, for one, am excited to see Lion-O and the Thundercats in person. I'm disappointed they don't get top billing, though.

I'm in the "dumbassfuckersthatvotedforTrump-belt."

My son told me that his favorite Youtuber made Youtube's "year in review" video, and I died a little inside.

It was an incisive meta-commentary on this particular Youtuber's MO.

PUN THREADS ARE NOT TOLERATED IN WEIRDMAGEDDON!