Orlando.

Where's that Dr. Demento clip when I need it…

A hypocrisy to which I enthusiastically subscribe! Puppies: cute! Cows: ugly and tasty!

Oh god, my three year old loves those inane "Buddies" pieces of garbage. Now she's going to be traumatized when I break out in tears the next time she's watching Snow Buddies.

Hey guys, you know what's awesome? Fuckin big-ass robots. You know what's even more totally awesome? Fuckin' big-ass robots, with fuckin' big-ass swords!

As long as it is also a "gritty" reimagining, I'm cool.

Baroque revival investment strategies!

Does "modern reimagining" mean less or more giant afros and pendulous bell-bottoms?

"It used to be Shithouse!"

A Beautiful Mind?

Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English Accent!

But with less Brian Adams.

I loved it. Loved. It. I'm intellectually cognizant of its flaws, but I loved it anyway. Daisy Ridley, Harrison Ford, lightsabers, the Falcon, big battle scene, goofy mysticism, Emo Ren, all of it. Fantastic stuff.

Billions and billions!

If character death was the only indicator of darkness, then the pre-quels were the darkest of all, due to the assassination of the Anakin character.

Sweet, does that meant the Fresh Prince's "Nightmare on my Street" is on the soundtrack?

I, for one, am a big believer in "rampart capitalism."

Does Reba McEntire come before or after Cookie Monster on this list?

So… your saying inter-familial necrophilia?

Seems like a crucial distinction. "Tremors" would have taken on an entirely different context had it been the latter.