My brain keeps trying to process the phrase "southern gothic soap opera," but all it sounds like is inane gibberish.

Isn't "Investigation Discovery" different than regular "Discovery"?

Awesome! It's like a Lifetime movie, but for Murder!

Dude, he kicked ass in "The Rock"!

The very first thing I thought about when Logan rode off naked was that he is just like Gendry and his rowboat. He's probably still riding around naked, skin all tough and leathery and cancer-ridden, plucking fruits off of trees to keep himself alive as he rides by.

Is it gonna be uplifting? I hope it's uplifting. And has tons of sex scenes with lots of dirty naked freaks showered with cocaine. Because that's how I imagined Prince back in the 80's.

I was once emotionally scarred by a bottle of Colt .45 in college. Does that count?

Had that on in the background the other day, and I exclaimed, "holy shit! That's Katie Holmes!" Even though I've seen the movie several times, it seems I've completely blocked her presence in the film entirely.

Two qualities that Keaton exudes as well. He's like a fuckin' ninja who couldn't turn his head.

Vacuous Asswipe.

That and Keaton's rippling musculature sealed the deal for me, too.

What's that you said about getting lots of trim?

So, by all the "na na" jokes, I'm guessing one of his songs includes those inspired lyrics?

Like Snot! Oh… you said ALMOST anything.

They would have had it been Linda Carter, like it is in Supergirl's universe (Earth 38?)

Sara mentioned that they left the newbs behind to tend to the ship.

There was an appalling lack of the phrase "carefully curated" in the listing.

I think she actually grabbed the bottle of scotch that was sitting next to the beer.

I've often had the exact same thought.

No mention of that very-out-of-place scene with the aliens searching for Mon-el's pod? Talk about clumsy table-setting for future episodes. Or, maybe it's part of the crossover? Regardless, it was not smooth. Not at all.