Dude, I got sooo destroyed at the last Phish concert I was at, man.

Seems like a lazy way to go about casting, don't you think? "You guys got any ideas?"

Why do the cats have a "power level"? Do they fight? How do you earn more fish?

I downloaded it just now, and there's now a little kitty in my yard rolling around with a rubber ball. No word on whether it will survive the night.

Reminds me of the Phineas and Ferb episode where they go to Japan, and it busts out into a loud, bright, unintelligible music number, after which Candace says "I have no idea what just happened."

Right there with ya.

'Cause in 'Merica, we don't take no sissy "days off" for lame shit. Election day? Birth of your kid? Death of your mom? You better put in eight fuckin' hours, bitch.

Ummm… that wasn't a ballot. It was a library card application.

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

The Onion is a total disaster. Written by a bunch of losers. Pathetic.

Nope. I'll be watching NBC all night, just to see them unfreeze Tom Brokaw again for the ocassion.

He's got two super bowl rings. That's something.

Wait, there's a switch for that?

Alicia Silverstone: Clueless, or Blast from the Past? Discuss.

My brother and I had a running gag where we imagined that Peyton Manning would get distracted every time a brightly colored balloon floated by. "Oooh! Balloon! Pretty!"

The show's going to have to do a lot more work convincing me of the whole "Jimmy Vigilante" thing. Arrow and The Flash also piled on new "supers," to their detraction for the most part. I'd rather have a show that remains focused on Kara, rather than waste time with Jimmy.

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Sock it to me!

The reference to child porn kinda threw me.

I'm disappointed that your story did not end in you gettin' it on with your girlfriend.