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YOU'RE FIRED!

How YOU doin'?

Man, I hate it when my server blows its load because it's full of Brazilians.

Damned lucky Brazilians. Why do they get all the best stuff?

And the Olympics SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!

Groovy.

Great. I'm Jessica Jonesing for some decent entertainment.

What's up, Charlie Brown?

Adding a few exclamation points totally changes the tenor of your comment:

Sigourney Weaver's most memorable role in the last several years was over the loudspeaker on Finding Dory.

If it were just me I'd have cut the cord a long time ago, but I have six people in my family, each of whom watches different things on different channels in different ways. When you add up everything we'd have to get to make everyone happy, we'd be spending nearly as much as cable. Also, we watch a LOT on the DVR.

Early 80's Radio Shack employee who knows All About Computers and could Hack Into NORAD if he wanted.

I always get Paul Reiser and that guy from "My Two Dads" mixed up. You know, the one with the cheezy haircut and bad clothes.

You take that back. The Brendan Fraser "Mummy" was, hands down, the pinnacle that any other Mummy movie could hope to attain. Also, Rachel Weisz in that movie, rawr.

My kids love Kidz Bop, much to my chagrin. I don't care for pop music in particular, but the "kiddy" version of pop songs somehow makes it much worse.

Boo-yah!

umma gonna pour milk on yuh and make yuh part of mah balanced breakfast.

The Bridges of Manson County

Lars? Is that you?

Not many people can use the word "epochal" in a sentence as gracefully as Von Trier can.