The fact that we went to "Blunt" jokes within the first five comments is a telling measure of how earth-shattering this announcement is to the AV Club commenting community.

He often has well-manicured facial hair. That is the extent of my knowledge of Drake.

Chris Pratt and his team of unruly dinos drive motorcycles across America's dusty back roads in search of Doctor Grant, and end up finding themselves instead.

It was wrinkley-er in JW than in JP. Also had a surgically repaired hip.

I'd rather see "It's Pat 2," or maybe even "The Ladies' Man 2."

I still haven't finished watching the last season of Dexter.

Tomb Raider. Movie was terrible, but gawd, was she ever the personification of Lara Croft.

"Irreconcilable differences" translates into "Brad trading her in for a younger model." Past is prologue.

The highlight of the episode for me was the little noise Garnett made when she pulled out the fusion sign, and her cheezy-ass grin as she's doing it. Priceless.

Why bother?

You clearly don't frequent the same porn shops that I do.

What is not clear about "Bow chicka Bow Bow?"

And then they ask you to join them in the bathroom. Bow chicka Bow Bow!

Just don't be that dickhead who holds onto the copy of Armageddon for like two months. It's been at the top of my queue forever!

You'll also need to painstakingly convert the format to one of the three that are supported by that Rio using glitchy third party software that you paid 20 bucks for the license.

Away… from… home… It's like you're speaking an alien language.

You and the fourteen-year-old kid sitting behind you.

I treat this news with complete indifference. Why the hell would I want to crawl out of my wifi-rich environment, anyway?

Those damn double-whammy decisions make legal research a real bitch.

Uh-oh, talking to yourself is a sign that you may have a condition.