Typo alert. You say "the jury eventually ruled in favor of the plaintiffs," i.e., Spirit. It should say: "the jury eventually ruled in favor of the defendants," i.e., Led Zeppelin.

One with a miniature wooly mammoth to spray off the dishes.

So that's why I always hum the Flintstone's theme whenever I look at the full moon. Well, that or the tequila.

Every time someone says "fleur de lis," I hear it in the Swedish Chef's voice, closely followed by "Bork! Bork! Bork! Bork!"

After reading these books, my somewhat-socially-inept brother went around for months greeting people by saying "Well met."

"Trod the boards" sounds vaguely scatological.

I'm not sure if this is something the world actually needs.

Saw Dory with the kiddos on Friday. Good, not great, but the kids loved it so it gets an "A" in my book.

It would be more like floor 7.5 in "Being John Malkovich."

While I agree, filing an answer to the counterclaim is still slightly more aggressive than asking for an extension on the response deadline in order to continue to work on a settlement, which is what the article implied everyone thought was going to happen.

They'll find him in the jury room, doing cocaine off the hot juror's bare ass.

Hopefully it's so Leo can reprise his role and use the word "fuck" as many times as fucking possible on the fucking stand.

I was in the sweet spot of the target demographic for all of his movies when they were released, so I predictably liked them all.

The opening credits will be comprised of close-ups of their wizened hands slowly lacing up their geriatric sneakers.

I can neither admit or deny that statement.

I always thought Butkus was the same guy who played Webster's dad-both big dudes with mustaches. Also, Dana Carvey hijinks!

And then you discovered Vaseline? *sick burn!*

That show had way too much mopey Stringfellow and not enough of the chopper-on-chopper action that my eight-year-old self craved (I had no conception of TV budget demands at the time). Same thing with Blue Thunder.

Is that a Spike Lee joint?

Airwolf! 10-1 that Predator would disembowel Stringfellow Hawk's mopey ass within the first ten minutes and take the controls himself!