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The most influential scene in Predator to my young self was the Mac Eliot dry-shaving. As soon as I had the faintest wisp of peach fuzz, I tried it with some old Bic razor that was lying around, figuring that it was totally bad-ass.

Peter Pan/Predator crossover. Predator vs. the Lost Boys.

Gorilla tangents are the best kind of tangents.

or if it were George Michael.

I laughed, but then I felt kinda bad about it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she brought spoons to the Super Bowl!

Remember that Lemonade Party website gag? Good times, good times.

The 300. For reasons…

Look at those geezers. Did they do it at the diner to take advantage of the early-bird special?

He looks like he's trying not to fall asleep.

Or porn name.

Hadn't thought of that. What do Australians hate, Enya?

I demand that our Iron Man Army play AC/DC tunes at crippling decibel levels at the beginning of every battle.

Phew. I was worried I was being too subtle.

It is difficult to resist making all of the risque jokes that come to mind as a result of your questions.

As long as you can meet Power Girls unique… set … of qualifications.

All I remember about the Bee Movie is that it wasn't appropriate for my 4 year old to watch. Both due to content and because, frankly, it honey-sucked.

Poor Sony, if only they had hitched a ride on the MCU express earlier, maybe they wouldn't have to worry about being able to afford two A-listers for the movie.

So, Savage is going to die at the end of this season, right? Because he's just the worst.

There must be balance in the [speed] force.