I'm kinda disappointed. "Loins of Pujab" might be something I'd watch.

You obviously failed to see "Loins of Punjab" on the list.

I thought they said that much of the Republic's fleet had been decimated when they blew up the senate homeworld, and that's why they had so few ships with which to attack the not-Death-Star.

Naw, the new x-wings are all-purpose tactical fighters just like that new fighter being rolled out by the U.S. military.

I can just imagine Harrison Ford dictating how he wanted Solo to die: "Alright, first you run him through with a lightsaber, then drop him into a bottomless pit, and then annihilate the planet he's on. That oughta keep him from being brought back from the dead!"

I stayed up last night to watch the Conan Star Wars special. (My lord, Carrie Fisher is just as embittered and crass as everyone says she is.) This is the first time I've seen Daisy Ridley interviewed, and my goodness, what a sweetheart she is!

This review represents far more effort by the review than this drek deserves.

Your comment caused a sudden flashback to SNL Bob Dole impersonations.

I agree with this. JJ was the perfect director for this first film, precisely because everyone knew they needed to do the fan service. This movie is the passing of the torch/clearing the throat. As a rabid fad, I'm sure I'll enjoy every minute of the fan service, especially since from what I've read (and unlike…

That's way over forty words.

Gravity Falls.

Out of curiosity, has the reviewer read the books, not read the books, or is he pretending to not have read the books?
As we see with the Game of Thrones reviews, it may make a difference.

Homemade booze in clay jugs with three "x's" on the side.

I like how you just gloss over the fact that you have more than one Spotify 70s AM Gold mega-mix.

Thus with a kiss I die… and a hail of depleted uranium tipped bullets.

Shakespeare predicted the YA craze five centuries early.

I do now that Stan Lee has perfected it. Shakespeare's version was a ripoff.

I think you're onto something there.

Why do you think the stock markets are some of the most heavily regulated bodies on the planet?

And Dollar Shave Club.