I was a yahtzee man myself. Talk about a game of chance. It really sucked when I had to call in the sixth grade bully to shake down my sisters when they couldn't pay up.

Just like the game of life. In fact, one might say that life itself is a form of gambling.
*passes bong*

The Rich Eisen radio show is basically a two-hour commercial for these things.

Porn spoof: Creed-some.

Obviously, it's because of its enormous pecker.

I dunno, that's about how fast I'd go down.

Barney Fife gives me fucking nightmares, thankyouverymuch.

My Pavlovian response to any mention of Ron Howard is to hum the Happy Days theme for the rest of the day.

If I got cold-cocked like that, I'd be right cross.

I thought that was the hairy palms. Dammit.

"Imagine being Harrison Ford for a minute."
I just tried this, and portions of my brain leaked out of my ears because of all the awesomeness.

You've included two of the absolute worst shows for this age group—backyardigans and wonder pets. The voices alone give me nightmares.

I'm confused with your comment that the "mom-brain" doesn't do anything much more than make Liv fussy. Did you miss all the scenes where Liv was staring into the NICU nursery, or where the "mom-brain" led her to a greater understanding of her mother's point of view and, ultimately, a closer relationship with her…

"The city has changed…"
Yeah, it's changed so much that even us native Milwaukeeans can't recognize it!

The episode begins with us learning that Greg has told Steven the story before, just not with Marty as part of it. Makes me wonder if there are other layers to the story that Greg still isn't sharing with Steven as this remains a romanticized version of events, even with Marty in it. It makes me think that any…