That's cool, do you plan on taking the exam after every level? I wanted to wait until I was well into the intermediate levels to get tested.

Wait, so the "Lt" in your username is no joke??

Damn, that's fucking scary.

Hope your eye feels better soon.

Pfft, if you think Breaking Bad S01 is good, just wait…!

I really love A Woman is a Woman!

I don't know, I feel like Alphaville is a bit too non-sensical for a Godard n00b. Breathless sounds about right.

Oh c'mon. You know France deserved way more points than Poland did! If I thought Eurovision was actually important I'd be way more cranky about the injustice done to France this year.

I agree wholeheartedly with this!

You haven't seen Locke yet? Has it not opened near you?

Um, where can one get a Nic Cage body pillow? I'm, ah, asking for a friend…

Only two points is pretty bad, though. And they came dead last!

Oh, you watched Eurovision on Australian television. Er, do I want to see Jessica Mauboy's performance? I like her a lot but I saw pictures of Australia's presentation, and I was like Edvard Munch's Screaming Dude, heh…

That's badass. I'm too wimpy to watch that shit all in one go.

Dude. I spent all weekend trying to figure out what pronoun to use when referring to her. I finally decided to go with a feminine pronoun when referring to the drag persona.

Exactly! She started crying when she kept getting points and I was very excited for her.

Okay, first off, I wish I'd gotten to hear Graham Norton's take. I didn't realize he was doing commentary until the hosts bothered him during the show! Next time I gotta try to watch this shit on some Beeb-approved site.

Ooh, I didn't know John Oliver did a bit on this, I'm gonna look that up like RIGHT NOW.

That's so interesting, I'm not familiar with the story but from having watched the movie I thought things were gonna work out okay.

I was so shocked that Britain wasn't dead last. They actually really tried this time around! I agree that "Mustache" song was terrible—I thought it was gonna be that type of terrible song that would get a ton of votes. But I think all those votes went to the Armenian guy, ugh.