I sure hope Red Nose Day sticks here in the US. We sorely need a comedy-themed holiday to depose April Fool's Day.

Even the story is Dances with Smurfs all over again. White boy shows up to the village and is instantly the best thing the natives have ever seen, saves everyone.

"The Smashing Marilyn Pumpkins Manson"?

You can't be from Bravos AND Dothraki!

You BUY albums, like physical ones? How do you come up with the bronze coins?

NEVER!

Triple cheeseburger wins.

They don't really dominate the fast food industry anymore, though.

I liked Jupiter Ascending. I think if you can't find something to like there, you just don't like movies very much.

David: Gnome Mercy. A Michael Bay "film".

It's a counterfeit intended to fool the buyer into thinking they've found a rare Calvin and Hobbes.

It would be nice if they remembered that the readers don't yet know what's actually going on while they struggle to make jokes about it.

Oh, now it makes complete sense.

He's a 36 year old boxer, I would be shocked if his elbow didn't hurt.

I knew about it because I had to find out why there was no Game of Thrones this week.

Sometimes you try so hard to force a joke that I just have no idea what the hell you are talking about.

I Just Can't Be Bothered, Internet.

I was so sure.

Yeah, what do those stupid dummies at Yale know? You're so smart and also cool and nobody hates you, Simon,

Why the hell didn't they get Samuel Clemens? And don't tell me it's because he's been dead for 105 years, I've heard that a thousand times.