I'm an American 80's/90's kid. Fairy tales=Disney cartoons for me, not the fucking 800 year old German Tomes of Terror that they were based on.

One is super hunky and handsome and the other is super handsome and hunky.

You have Some seriously Weird rules about What you capitalize.

Did that actually get made? I thought it was dead.

Spielberg wrote and directed it, so how is it not his ending?

It's only nonsensical if you can't follow it. It makes perfect sense.

What makes you think there is no internet? They probably have it at the nice cloistered houses. But the rest of the world is all Mad Max: Beyond Waterworld.

Well, she was right to shush you, shouting "fuck" at old ladies.

I never watched it. It seemed like one of those movies where I can just say "Yeah, I know what it is, it's OK." Like you can go in guaranteed to not be surprised.

No, you actually have a bright career as a film critic ahead of you. And I hope you BURN FOR IT.

Genesis was better than Super Nintendo based solely on the version of Shadowrun it had.

"Shhh…I'm so sorry, baby, I would never hurt you"

At least it couldn't ruin the special effects. The alien attacks were insanely cool. I'm just going to go watch that part on Youtube and make up my own story. "Tom Cruise kidnaps some children and tries to deliver them to the Church of Scientology while the minions of Xenu lay waste to the Earth"

I like the "League of Extraordinary Gentleman Vol. 2" version of that so much better. It makes just an incredible amount of sense with the era and the themes of the story that you can just imagine HG Wells snapping like "shit! Why didn't I think of that?"

God damn it, I was just sitting here thinking what an awesome movie War of the Worlds was and you had to go and remind me of that part.

How is "the world is covered in ice and all the humans are dead" an optimistic fairy tale ending? And then he gets to watch his mom die, basically! WTF kind of fairy tales do you read?

Unnatural like a robot? I mean…yeah.

It kind of seems like old Meth is misunderstanding the situation.

"Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing but gentlemen.” See, those are lyrics the whole family can enjoy! I'm going to hear it that way every time I hear that chant now. Which is never because I live in Oregon.

Alan Taylor: "NO, that is NOT what happens!" (scrambles team for rewrites)