I hate Joss Whedon's female characters because he's got some weird thing for 90-lb. waifs who can miraculously defy all known physics to beat down scores of guys who are built like bodybuilders. That's not a "strong female character," that's a fantasy superhero. Simply giving some random attractive woman superpowers…

"It's kinda like Christopher Guest, mixed with liberal doses of Harmony
Korine, Lynch, and Cronenberg."

Yay! More white people problems!

I would probably be too busy gouging my own eyes out with the straw from my soda.

I'm sensing a "Short Circuit" remake here.

There was nothing they could do. He kept making the saving throw.

I'm pretty sure that "Wow, I would really like to hear Zooey Deschanel in concert" is a phrase that has never been uttered, anywhere, ever—even if you buy into the idea of a multiverse where everything is possible in some universe.

Day-glo was never fierce, even then. It never has been. And if Jesus and the U.S. Army have any say in it, then by God, it never will be.

1776, Piers!

If he's not doing a bad Elvis impression, IT'S NOT TRUE CAGE!!

Was he the porn star from Boogie Nights?

And Jim Florentine from "That Metal Show" was on last week (in the psychologist skit) along with Jim Norton from "Louie" (in the masseuse skit). She brings a lot of comedian and actor friends along with her, it seems (smart move).

And "Absolutely Fabulous" did the same bit 20 years ago (multiple times). Given the rep of glamour magazines like Cosmo, it's hardly surprising that multiple people would come up with satires along the same line.

At least she's a helluva lot funnier than her lame-ass boyfriend Jeselnik. He's like some moron who stumbles half-drunk into a Daniel Tosh show and comes out thinking that shocking and funny are the same thing—missing the *real* humor altogether.

I like where you're going with this. Can they be armed?

Lethal Weapon can be watched at pretty much anytime if you're drunk and (preferably) suicidal.

He's more metal than man now.

Oh great, now you've freaked out my computer.

The Original Martian

Everything is better with more explosions and Vin Diesel, even popcorn.