Someone told the financier that Ben Affleck, Jason London, and Joel Lauren Adams are in it and he thought they were making a spiritual sequel to Mallrats.

The story will center on an aged Wooderson and his magical adventures with Chris Hanson.

Now, now—in all fairness, Baz Luhrmann is NOT the shame of Australia. He's the shame of the world.

Agreed, even a pedophile wouldn't pay for THAT.

Hello, this is NBC, did you once write for SNL?

I bet his name is Kieffer.

Normally, I would dismiss this as self-indulgent, self-important tripe. But since Sarah Polley is very hot and there is a very, very slim chance I might get a shot at fucking her some day, I'm going to call it genius.

Peter Griffin said it best. Sure, it's great to see Julie Delpy's tits *now*, but it's sort of like Meg Ryan in "In the Cut" Sure, she's naked and all, but who gives a fuck?