"I'd be very surprised if the likes of Stephen Merchant, Martin Freeman and Mackenzie Crook showed up in a film."

Karl Pilkington is a genius, merely biding his time until his inevitable world takeover and establishment of utopia. You heard it here first.

No "Brainstorm" love?

There is even one who acts, named Jason Lee. Maybe that was who this role was written for. But even after that humiliating last season of "My Name is Earl" he still considered this beneath him.

Everyone knows that the best fanfic on Parks and Recreation came from Patton Oswalt, with his brilliant Star Wars Episode VII pitch. Take heed, Disney!

As long as you don't mind all the radiation, or want to live more than a few hours.

Somewhere police are investigating a dead hipster who was skinned for some reason.

Yeah, but the little sociopaths are always so cute.

Well, how else is that woman supposed to keep her police uniform so clean without a new washing machine?

Uh, that part with Riker screaming "You can't make us go back!" even as his ship explodes still sends a chill up my spine.

If he doesn't have a beard in this interview, I'm not watching.

Better yet, a ROBOT bear!

They should do an episode where Marge and Homer's marriage is on the rocks, but at the end they realize that they really are soulmates and get back together.

Hey babe, this guy says Sudeikis doesn't have any characters.

A stand-up comedian with mental problems is like a pet-owner with pets, which is in turn like a psychologist with mental problems, which is in turn like a stand-up comedian with pets.

Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes!!!!

No, it's the studios' fault. The first question you hear when you pitch a script for any movie with a budget today is "So, what's it based on?" And you had goddamned well better have an answer that previously made a lot of money or they're throwing you out of the lobby Axel Foley style.

"Best home-movie of this week, in Fresno" raves Entertainment Weekly!!!

Because SNL is so bland that any cast member who can even briefly elicit the occasional chuckle is immediately considered the Albert Fucking Einstein of comedy.

He changed his name to "Michael Bay" and moved to L.A.