Every single thing I do at AV Club is a waste of my time, yet I love it.

I am, except in bed.

You can only punch your spouse so many times before you really need to just insult a television show on the internet.

I agree with you. I believe that one of the best positions to be in at the final tribal is "Last Man Standing" from the minority alliance. All of your allies are on the jury, and it's not your fault that they are there. Plus you can pick up the bitter votes of people from the majority alliance who got voted out…

You mean the Momfuckmobile?

You should have seen the challenge where they had to stand with their arms stretched far apart while sweating in the sun. Someone should turn that image into a marble statute.

In what sense is this series "stunning"? It's ability to trick a very small number of people into believing that it's not absolute shit? I'd be more willing to call it stunning if the joy I got from the decision to stop watching could make up for even a fraction of the pain of sitting through that nonsense for the…

This article makes me sad, because I want to tweet Michael Crichton and tell him how much he sucks. But he's dead.

So what did you decide, is she fuckable or are you going to stick to fucking potatoes?

I listened and then became indignant. Nobody is entitled to more than that, no matter how much they hate the body they were born with.

She isn't inspiring. You don't get to call her that.

It was both good and a point.

These are also legit choices.

Maybe I was weird, but I didn't view either Indy or Han Solo as being particularly competent. They were overgrown boys, whereas Ponch and Lando were men in positions of authority and power.

Yeah, and your mother's a whore.

Nina had two better options than judging everyone for eating the lizard:

I get that! I laughed out loud when I saw it.

I guess everyone brings their own perspective to the shows they watch, but if it makes you feel any better, your comment made me laugh.

What does that even mean? I don't get it.

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