I have news for Republicans: Trump is not your friend. Trump is nobody's friend. If Trump were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

Exactly. Finally, we have a president that proves that anybody, even little boys with personality disorders, can grow up to be president.

Sometimes Weird Al's title and subject matter are very restricted, such as in his ode to the sea otter, "Kelp!"

And up next, are Samaritans a threat to your children? Find out after we come back.

Eight months from now, all the malnourished detainees in the immigrant internment camps will be wearing Ivanka Trump. ICE will issue it to them having paid full retail.

That would be Primus.

You're right about Brady's non-cannon, but what's weird is that the man turned 39 and started hitting deep balls with accuracy, like all season, and then didn't even try in the SB. He hit Hogan once, but that was like 15 IIRC.

I could see him clubbing a woman unconscious and dragging her off to a rape cave.

"Have Billy Ray Cyrus killed."

I always do that anyway. Of course, I'm a Pats fan.

Man, the secret is out on banh mi. A few years back, I could get a top shelf sandwich for like $2.25 and a cheap one for $1.75. Now they're on food trucks for seven bucks. Stupid other white people.

Well, he was in the KGB for almost 20 years. They tend to hire pinko types in that shop.

I'm willing to be corrected, but what do you mean by "they all"? I don't think there was a Miao script. The old Zhuang script is derived from Chinese, and the new one comes from the Latin alphabet. Tibetan comes from Sanskrit. I'm not talking about just having writing, I'm talking about having a writing system…

The Mosuo live very close to and sound a lot like the Naxi, but Wikipedia claims they're different . I don't know how :same language, same walking marriage thing, or there was before the cultural revolution. When I was in that part of the world I saw a few Naxi there, and they use, or used to use, I think the only…

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Since when? There are like three court orders, but CBP are often ignoring them because the US Marshals are flat out refusing to serve them, on the orders of at least one US Attorney. We have a little constitutional crisis going on.

Le mot juste would be "deplorable".

Mankind is shite. Some people hate robots, I don't. They're just clankers. We, on the other hand, were colonized by clankers. We couldnae even find a decent invader to be colonized by.

That's golden, Jerry! Golden!

When you're too much of a tool to be in Metallica, you've got problems.