MAKE A.V CLUB TOTALLY FUCKING METAL AGAIN.

That's ludicrous!

They're sending their pimps…

So, an ingrown toenail is inflammable, but Johnny Storm is flammable? Got it.

I feel you on enormity, but that ship sailed like 100 years ago.

Don't fucking start.

That was another thing Old Man Roommate was into: snails in their shells. That was pretty good, but eating them with just chopsticks is kind of an adventure.

No. Just no. I've eaten many things in my life, and acquired many tastes, but there is nothing on this earth I loathe so much as fucking pidan.
My old man roommate used to make me pidan zhou (congee) and I'd have to eat it out of politeness. I'd bite my tongue to distract myself from the slimy filth, but the miasma…

And everybody in California is from Minnesota and Ohio. It's the circle of life.

Traditional Tibetan justice is pretty brutal. Since Buddhists aren't supposed to kill, crimes that in most cultures would be punished by hanging would result in mutilation. Gouging out the eyes, lopping off a leg, etc. For lesser crimes, they'd take a hand or an ear. Tibetans are surprisingly bloodthirsty for a bunch…

If Ayatollah once, Ayatollah a thousand times, that Argo joke sucks.

These are better than Tehran of the mill puns you usually see on these threads.

Jerktesgaden

They don't get a lot of repeat offenders.

In the closet.

"Sex by surprise" is such an awesome term. It sounds like someone jumping out of an oversized cake and going to town on you. No way should that be illegal. It's political correctness gone mad!

That's laziest sanitization I've ever heard. That's hilarious.
By the way, it was n*gger everywhere, just most places had the grace to use "tiger".

The book is called World's Angriest Boy In the World and it's been clear from the first mention that it's a child's invention, or hallucination, or whatever.

Swarm! Swarm!

I have seen the best malls of my generation destroyed by Amazon, two day prime delivery
Dragging UPS through the negro streets at dawn, looking for a home address