Close second: Adam Sandler's Jack and Jill

Count 13 year old me as one of those unsure if the original Blair Witch was real or not, making it the scariest movie I have ever seen.

NO YOU'RE SCHMOOPIE!

That's what I was implying, I just didn't know the two character names and didn't want to improperly label either one.

As much as I love this show, does anyone else find it incredibly hard to understand the dialogue at some points? I was cranking up the volume tonight and the title screen music change scared the bejesus out of me. Price sounded like he was talking through a new set of dentures, and the Darlene kidnapping/Elliot…

Dom is having a helluva month.

I can already hear the acoustic piano version of "Girls" by the Beastie Boys.

We know Esmail loves aping 90s movies. You ever see Junior?

It's Tyrell doing Elliot a favor by offering him a job and baffled when he says no, expecting his lover to automatically say yes?

So who is the real person? Elliot or Joanna?

Is this show perfect? Hell nah. Is it much watch TV? Hell yea. If it is cancelled before it decides to be done, I'll be upset. I will watch it until it's time is done.

Any guesses on the address Elliot gathered from the phone? It has to be some place we know.

What if both are White Rose?

Joanna is insanely freaking sexy and absolutely terrifying at the same time. "Do you really want to say no to me?" My god.

My immediate thought was a typewriter room in RE, definitely not one with enemies.

Yes, I DO have an Uncle Wario and an Aunt Waluigi. They love to make Wahoopi.

Luigi Oogles Lance Bass

I don't really have an Uncle Wario.

The best jokes are the ones you have to explain, my Uncle Wario always told me.

….it was a joke.