If I hear the word Nuncle ever again it will be too soon.

Yea, sadly. The Euron sample chapter he released was phenomenal. I wasn't excited until I read that.

A $750 Mario game? Sign me up!

Has Howland Reed been cast yet?

Clearly he's Hodor's twin brother, Nodor.

Easily my least favorite, but it seriously makes me happy someone enjoyed it.

The Dead Zone is sooooo good.

The Talisman was my first, because I saw it at my Dad's house and asked what it was about. He described The Stand, which ended up being my second King book and a funny Christmas present after the gaffe was discovered.

Which goes to show that Different Seasons is just freaking phenomenal. Apt Pupil is one of the scariest things of his IMO, that collection is fantastic.

Don't.

It’s crazy to me how life circumstance affects how you feel about novels, especially for me, SK novels. I am a huge fan and have read many of his novels, starting like many of you as a middle schooler (The Talisman my first foray, as my Dad confused it with The Stand), but I held off reading Pet Semetary. The cover…

Jesus, I'm old.

Chocolate makes you scream? No wonder my wife hates taking me to the choco-torium before bedtime!

But what did Gene Wilder think of Godzilla?

SHHHHHH.

Who hasn't worked at a "Clown Dog" before, right?

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead.

Nah, I'm just stupid. Didn't realize the kid was with Harambe when they took him out. Thought the kid was recovered and they did it afterwards.

The alligator at Disney World, I get.

Why did they even kill him? It wasn't his fault the mother's son was negligent.