Uh, let's see was it… did Dee write a musical and come to Charlie with it?
No, Charlie wrote a musical and came to Dee with it.
And the gang.
And the gang likes to screw it up and make it about themselves and take it away from Charlie and ruin his hopes and dreams.

♫ I was that little boy

You wanted in on this poop war from the start.

The only way for us to get to the bottom of this is for you to tear that poop apart and tell us what's inside of it.

As so often happens, the poop rolled together and two became one.

I'm only here because I got a little drunk and I threw a flaming bag of feces into a building and I kind of burnt it down a little bit, you know, but I wasn't trying to burn it down I was trying to make the place smell really bad and get rid of this guy.

It's an amphibious exploring vehicle.

Can we talk shrimp for a minute? I'd like the boat to be able to haul a tremendous amount of shrimp. Sort of a Forest Gump size of shrimp.

Why do you think we just spent all that money on a boat? The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies all nice and tipsy topside so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and, you know, they can't refuse. Because of the implication.

Hey, man, do you still get the feeling he wants to bang us?

Yeah, so who's the most underrated actor of all time?




It's Dolph Lundgren.

I can't explain it, alright? There's some sort of weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine catfood, beer, and glue.

You want to know what's creepy? You guys sniffing glue in your mom's basement, Charlie. That's creepy.

We yell at each other, and if people want to tune in and listen, then they're welcome to.

And what's with all the loud, fake colors? I mean, where's the subtlety?

I like yogurt up my ass and a popsicle stick in my mouth, that's all.

Keep singing, bitch! You're not gonna have a face by the time I'm done with you!

I mean, yeah, it's given us a lot of street cred, but I think we've alienated a lot of people in this town.

I think audiences are going to be very uncomfortable seeing Dolph Lundgren's naked penis going into this young girl that you're talking about.

'Cause it's weird that a black person is friends with white people.