Yeah, shine a light on it, make sure everybody sees and knows, like, "I have a black friend," and that's a thing.

I was quoting a black friend.

And this cold slice of heaven is my 40th beer of the afternoon.

What if we were to bring an incredibly hot but skeptical female lab partner into the mix? And then that way, whenever Dolph's not out busting heads because he smelled crime, he's back at the lab performing outrageous sexual experiments on her supple young body.

Guys, we're gonna show full penetration and we're gonna show a lot of it!

That's a completely different movie about a talking dog scientist with the voice of Dolph Lundgren.

Possibly also runs around like a hound.

This doctor smells crime?

All right, all right, all right… imagine a super-smart, ripped scientist played by Dolph Lundgren, who — after a terrible accident in his lab — blows off his nose.
After reconstructive surgery, he soon realizes that he smells something that stinks:
Crime.

Hahahahahahahaha… you're a woman!

Am I the only one around here who's not getting laid?

I'm gonna bang her tonight, probably around 10:30 or so.

You're on pace to drink 130 beers.

You need to hear him sexing her, okay? Because the video alone won't be evidence enough because of the angle.

You were jealous that a few pieces of poop got more attention than you.

You wanted in on this poop war from the start.

I'm gonna go find some classy, sophisticated people who can hold their booze, who don't talk about their bleached assholes, and who aren't obsessed with poop.

Are you kidding me? You don't find me sexually attractive? What in the hell is going on? What is wrong with you people? I am sexually a– I am sexually attractive.

I hear the guy hangs dong and I'm very interested in seeing that.

I will find this guy and I will kick his ass.