CAWWWWWWWWW!

It's strange to have one black friend and not be constantly talking about it.

You were jealous that a few pieces of poop got more attention than you.

We've actually sent you the form many times in the past, and as I recall, it always comes back covered in fecal matter, urine, and racial slurs.

I mean, yeah, it's given us a lot of street cred, but I think we've alienated a lot of people in this town.

He's not covered in stupid tattoos and he doesn't have a cigarette for a mother.

We yell at each other, and if people want to tune in and listen, then they're welcome to.

Why are you naked and stuck in a coil?

I think what's happening here is the fact that you're a woman, and our demographic skews male.

It's just like our normal lives, except at the end of it we get to put our nuts in some dude's mouth.

Just make sure you go to the bathroom before you fall asleep 'cause I don't want you to piss on the couch again.

Why make anything, you know? For the money, for the glory, for the fame.

We also thank Martin for his lovely sax solo in lieu of vows.

Yeah, but I guarantee you there was some black people that were working on that movie that were like, "Man, what dat white man doing? Dat ain't right."

I'm starting to think even I'm getting too old for this shit.

Stupid science bitches!

You were jealous that a few pieces of poop got more attention than you.

Dolph Lundgren will be the voice of this dog.

We need to get a female lead character in there that Dolph can bang throughout the whole movie.

Well, sure, I pay the troll toll, and then I rape Dennis.