I'm surprised you've been able to be in here for this long without cracking a window or something.

That move always works with the ladies.

Aw, those disgusting ex-girlfriend porno sites! I mean, there's so many of them, though! Which one? Which one did he post it on?

Ok, I'll tell you what. Let's throw a flaming bag of poop through their window.

This is not a comedy, okay? No one's supposed to be laughing.

No, I'm Holland Oates, and you're like… Peter Gabriel.

She's the perfect opportunity to prove we're not racist.

We weren't expecting you to be black, that's all.

I just want to get black out drunk and relax.

Every single thing that came out of your mouth was trash.

Okay, well, Charlie work is, like, you know, like, basement stuff, cleaning urinals, uh, blood stuff, your basic slimes, your sludges.

See that homeless guy? You gotta dance with him.

These uniforms are gonna pay for themselves 10 times over.

I'm packing a couple extra pair of underwear in case I get an atomic wedgie.

Yeah, man, I'm so exited for this hunt - and my nips are doing stuff they've never done before.

No, I'm not even gonna look for those nude photos

Oh, my God! That's disgusting! Naked pics online? Where? Where did he post those?

I saw that guy's wiener.

Masturbating bums are bad for business.

Now, why is it that my Latino and my proud African brothers got to be doing all the work while these cracker-ass bitches doing the negotiating?