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It's Always Sunny In AV Club
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Okay, it's time to move on to the reenactment and dramatization.

They're not in touch with the young people like us.

He's got… he's got all of his skin, still.

Describe the ways in which you find him attractive.

Dummies with deep pockets are the best.

They are making us feel like assholes.

At some point it becomes a little aggressive.

This whole thing started because we became incredibly successful, and then they became monsters, which in turn made them make me fat.

I went from the tiny twink to the muscle-bound freak you see before you.

My "outfits," as you like to call them, serve a very specific purpose. This isn't just for fun.

This literally means nothing to me.

Can you imagine an America where everyone just gives up?

We're gonna go America all over their asses!

He knows more than you two un-American freedom haters.

I can't imagine that other people are doing what we're doing better.

It took me all day, but I finally finished a list of ten people that would be perfect to hunt.

I think that hunting a man would be the only true test of a good hunter.

I'm loving that idea, but my mom's gonna be a tough sell, man.

I can't believe you left a dead guy in the bar overnight.

I'm placing my bets that that girl's grandfather is an asshole too