The whole premise of the show is supernatural… people don't just disappear out of the blue.

Well there was only two of them so he had 50% chance of being the worst.

Charlie Sheen is just a diversion from any issue that could actually matter. I don't think the sketch worked for that question… who cares how people discuss f'd up celebrities? At the same time his potential as a teaching example doesn't really come from ignorant people bashing or praising him, as usual they are…

How could ignorant people vote for their interests? They don't know enough to realize who actually has their interests at heart (I guess the TV adds are all the info that is needed). It is well documented that ignorant people more often than not vote against their own interests.

He might have provoked a little pity but that's about it. If the moderators think that sort of BS is acceptable, I'd rather not (in some cases) leave it unanswered, but that's a matter of personal taste.

"Also, women's reproductive rights almost certainly directly affects his character,"
What are you referring to?

Yes, it is something that an audience not laughing at unfunny skits seems strange to anyone. His monologue was a bore, It might have been fine he if he was on the Actors Studio with Lipton but he kind of seemed completely oblivious about having to be funny. I can't blame him for the rest of the show, the writing was…

Well played.

Actually white people killed by cops are unarmed only 16% of the time vs twice that for african americans. But I'm sure that don't mean nothing…

Because the view that white lives don't matter is not one firmly held by cops.
Transforming focused slogans into generic platitudes rarely serves to effectively get a point across.

It's clearly more accepted in desk jobs…

You're almost making the sketch's point.
Had no idea that ignorance was a key component of democracy… I thought it was a sad side effect.

I see what you did there.

Your embarrassment is of no interest.

Phoned in meaningless drivel… You want some crickets with that?

Why did you eat a hippie?

To be fair. we're bugs of the earth and have no souls.

They have no guilt eating people on Sundays…

It looks even more delicious on the show.

Or so you say… still Peta's adds are easy to find and the notion that they are unnecessarily sexist and objectifying women is anything but far fetched. No amount of Peta adds will make me think of women as meat products, sorry.