Roger Ailes and Donald Trump are so perfect for each other!!!

It was fun I guess. I've spent a huge part of my weekend studying Italian. Since Portuguese is a Latin Language, it's much easier for me to learn it so…BTW, yes, I love studying, I am a weirdo basically…

I know I was just kidding. But damn, I remember once trying to watch the MLS…it was so bad though…

I didn't know the US had a soccer league, but hey…

GOOD IDEA!

Nope. Apparently birds don't like gigantic people as much as we thought they would…

Bulshit! Nobody ever listens to me…

Don't you worry, I love crowded streets, it means the city is alive and well. It even kind of makes up for the shitty smell. Besides, walking is one of the things I enjoy the most, I could easily walk for an hour and still not be tired. At least my city is safe enough for that, not after 10pm though…

That's interesting, thanks! Funny though, never visited a city as huge as NY before. Never wanted to visit Rio…or Sao Paulo for that matter!

Meh…my girlfriend and I broke up, but we're still…best friends??? Weird, I know, but we've been best friends for more than 4 years, and we've decided to give it a shot, didn't work out though…

I don't know if it's just me and my non-American sense of humor, but I've tried watching Community 5 times and didn't laugh once! I mean, am I really that humorless?

He was an incredibly nice guy…a shitty president, but a nice guy nonetheless! He did legalize abortion and legalized Marijuana so there is that…but economically speaking…

Don't tell that to Paraguay though…not the biggest fans of gay people!

There's always Uruguay though…not corrupt at all, Marijuana is legal and is one hell of a country for the LGBT community! If they had a better economy they would be a tiny Europe!

Good thing that Brazilians don't like to protest that much - or don't know what to protest for. Otherwise, this would be flooded with riots…

Like I said the other day, I was going to laugh but I live in Brazil, so still not a thing…

Made me burst into tears three times in only 43 minutes! And it's been five years since the last time I cried…oh, how I am going to miss this show…

Sorry…I meant such a diverse city as a whole, and thanks for the demographics!

Really? You have Sihks neighbors? Wow…it must be awesome to live in such a diverse street…

Foreigner:"What is your opinion on Republicanism?"
British guy:"Don't you dare to disrespect our history. "
Foreigner: "But don't you think this whole thing of lords and princesses pretty medieval?"
British guy: "And they still wonder us why we want to kick you IMMIGRANTS out of the country…UGHHH!"