They're just saving it for the best episode

That throne was kind of weird. How do they explain that shit to city inspectors?

No man ass, but there was some man ogling in this episode for sure. I'm sad about Emma Robert's death, Taissa's gonna have to start making that sexiness up.

Yup, that was amazing. I also love the use of the word negress.

Hey so are we going to get a new Fleetwood Mac song every week?

I think the Owe you a coke line might be my favorite Mr. Burns line reading. I think the inflection and attitude is hilarious.

I remember that one if only for Kaiser Wilhelm as an outlaw cowboy. Yippey-dippey!

Takes too long, show isn't going to move over like 5 years (the minimum for powers to really make an affect)

Certainly. 100% for sure.

I'm still upset we were denied Taissa ass in the season opening, with that damned well placed pillow.

Sorry but Taissa's line of the night has gotta be

Her character just goes along with shit ASAP.
"What do you see here?"
"Tragedy"
"Well we're gonna make a Frankenstein's monster."
"Okay"

Uh, why? Queenie had some of the best lines of the night. This is AHS, I'm perfectly happy with an obese voodoo doll screaming "BITCH I WILL EAT YOU!" at Emma Roberts.

Did the caretaker go crazy and murder his family again?

BAAAAAAAD THIIIIIIIIINGSSSSS

I loved Sabrina the Teenage Cracker but, for me, it has to be…

"Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem."

God, I just can't get over "Red Reddington". That is literally the dumbest name I have ever heard. I can imagine how they came up with that:

I dunno, I watched this for the camp, my first episode and it was supremely disappointing. I've read some of the recaps so I know the basics but not nearly enough craziness. More boring than entertaining.

The present isn't the only thing he belongs in…