Did you faint dead away?

BATMAN PLAN

That's why I said the quality is ehhh. They're the same genre but come on, I'm not an idiot.

I'd love to see a revival of the epic genre, as it's one of my favorites, but I really don't trust Hollywood to do it justice. The last legitimately good epics would probably be Titanic and Gladiator (and even those films have their detractors), excepting the idea that Lord of the Rings is an epic (which ehhh, it's…

Nah, you've got a vowel in here

Vin Diesel as Ben Hur? Then they could cast Paul Walker as Messala… my god I would TOTALLY see that movie.

LotR is probably the closest we've come lately. Looking at Best Picture nominees alone, Benjamin Button and War Horse stick out as movies one could consider "epic" recently, but the quality of those films…ehhh…

CGI and the fact that EVERY movie has to be at least 2 and 1/2 hours. When you're used to movies running around 90 minutes, that 4 hour movie is just something else entirely.

What is the Law?

See, I don't particularly like (which means its only great and not AMAZING) Marge Be Not Proud, but I always felt Lisa the Iconoclast wasn't underrated, but rather admired as a stone cold classic. It introduced embiggens and cromulent, as well as giving us a badass George Washington moment, and Homer as town crier.

But the Marge episodes can hit the creamy middles.

Goodnight, sweet 'Nessa

I love legitimate theater.

Those blintzes were terrible!

AI PLAN

…one of the most popular movies of all time sir! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

I saw that. CineCraft killed a guy.

Holy shit, too many of these are good. Like I would buy at least 10 of these. I love Stop the Planet of the Apes and Man Being Hit by Football. Pin Pals is great. Worker and Parasite might be my favorite cause I'd be explaining it every day. Dental Plan is classic…

All the likes for Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team!

Who keeps Aniston under wraps?